December 2011
47 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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No one can ever love Minus the Bear as much as me....
Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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Swamp?
Sometimes the wind howling outside gives me the creeps. But sometimes it’s comforting because I’m all cozy and happy inside my house.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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is it weird
disastrousapathy: that i watch the Food Network all the time yet i can’t eat about 98% of the stuff on there? The same with me…but then I broke veg.  FAIL.
Dec 23rd
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tylerosaurusrex: why is there always some sad ass sob story on chopped? like cook cook cook my grandmother just got a hangnail i need to buy a plane ticket to fucking guam to visit her cook cook cook.  i don’t give a god damn cook your fucking food so i can watch. Bahaha, my sentiments exactly.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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My Cat is an Asshole
So my landlords are away until tomorrow night. I’m in this big, old house alone. My washer/ dryer are in the basement (naturally). I’m kind of afraid of basements (naturally). All night while doing laundry I’ve been petrified of monsters and ghosts and serial killers coming out of the shadows (naturally (?)). So I dash up the stairs with my last load of clothes just a few minutes...
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Slashleen: This is a test. →
slashleen: Why is it on the worst possible days at the worst possible time that some random force in this universe compels your Ex to text you? Miracle, our golden retriever, went to heaven today. She was 16, which is 112 in dog years, and in a lot of pain. Even so, I can’t picture going home and her not… I think most of us can sympathize with your pain.  Stay strong and don’t do...
Dec 16th
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Slashleen: Inspiration →
slashleen: It’s nearly fucking impossible to come by sometimes. I feel truly inspired maybe once a year, if I’m lucky. It’s a feeling of overwhelming urgency to change a current situation by a completely original solution that you alone were struck with. It comes from the most unpredictable places at the… Uhh…yeah. This pretty much sums it up. This bitch is a genius!
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Honestly, I think Next Iron Chef is completely rigged. The entire show has been the biggest crock of shit. Just sayin’.
Dec 12th
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Usually I know who I want to win Chopped within...
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Easy, Mack
Finally decided to chow down on that lone container of Easy Mac that I’m pretty sure I’ve  had since before I moved.  Waiting for the apartment to warm up, then going to bed.  Working all weekend.  Why do I do this to myself? And I totally just mushed out to my boyfriend.  I hate getting sappy, but sometimes it’s necessary.
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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