“Stop beating yourself up. You are a work in progress - which means you get there a little at a time, not all at once.”
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Was sitting here looking at sandals on Zappos (yes, I’m still fucking shopping…bought 2 more things when I came home…ugggh, someone take my card…no, wait…I have all the shit memorized…tranquilize me or something I’ll be at it all night!!!) and I was listening to some tunes.  Getting all romantic feeling…having profound thoughts… and then… "Ba-doonk, ba-doonk, ba-doonk…" …the sound of MK’s turds hitting the floor (actually the litter box mat, thankfully) because he was too fucking lazy to scoot his arse two inches forward to shit in the litter box.  Little shithead!  He is soooo happy with himself right now!  Whatever, it’s pretty funny, I guess.  

Was sitting here looking at sandals on Zappos (yes, I’m still fucking shopping…bought 2 more things when I came home…ugggh, someone take my card…no, wait…I have all the shit memorized…tranquilize me or something I’ll be at it all night!!!) and I was listening to some tunes.  Getting all romantic feeling…having profound thoughts…

and then…

"Ba-doonk, ba-doonk, ba-doonk…"

…the sound of MK’s turds hitting the floor (actually the litter box mat, thankfully) because he was too fucking lazy to scoot his arse two inches forward to shit in the litter box.  Little shithead!  He is soooo happy with himself right now!  Whatever, it’s pretty funny, I guess.  

beingchildfree: thenot-so-polite-canadian: Can we please accept that if 17 is old enough to say I want kids, it’s also old enough to say I don’t? Hell, people don’t even fucking question a 2 year old who says they want kids someday. 

beingchildfree:

thenot-so-polite-canadian:

Can we please accept that if 17 is old enough to say I want kids, it’s also old enough to say I don’t?

Hell, people don’t even fucking question a 2 year old who says they want kids someday. 

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Someone PLEASE stop me! I’m seriously going HAM with online shopping right now. I am completely out of control. So far… I ordered a skirt, pair of shorts and two shirts from Old Navy… Bought a pair of Under Armour brand compression shorts…I think from the actual UA website… Got some Vans from Zappos…been wanting a pair forever, and the ones I bought were on-sale… Grabbed like 4 long tunic-tanks from Forever 21 cuz they were $4.80 a piece! …and I don’t wanna stop. I still need a couple cardigans from Old Navy that they didn’t have the colors I want in my size online. They didn’t have them at my local store last Friday either…I’m seriously considering going to a different location tomorrow to see if they have them. I blame it on all these insane moodswings lately, haha. I must be under some legit stress! It’s weird. I’ve felt kinda down and hopeless about life stuff lately, but my self-confidence overall seems to be improving. I don’t get it. Emotions are weird. I’m still trying to get used to the fact that it’s perfectly normal to feel such polarizing feelings simultaneously sometimes. Ugh. Shit’s cray. Anyway, I’m happy for the moment. Wait til the guilt sets in. I haven’t splurged on myself like this in a very long time. This means I should probably skip the pedi for now, hahaha.

Someone PLEASE stop me!

I’m seriously going HAM with online shopping right now. I am completely out of control. So far…
I ordered a skirt, pair of shorts and two shirts from Old Navy…
Bought a pair of Under Armour brand compression shorts…I think from the actual UA website…
Got some Vans from Zappos…been wanting a pair forever, and the ones I bought were on-sale…
Grabbed like 4 long tunic-tanks from Forever 21 cuz they were $4.80 a piece!

…and I don’t wanna stop. I still need a couple cardigans from Old Navy that they didn’t have the colors I want in my size online. They didn’t have them at my local store last Friday either…I’m seriously considering going to a different location tomorrow to see if they have them.

I blame it on all these insane moodswings lately, haha. I must be under some legit stress! It’s weird. I’ve felt kinda down and hopeless about life stuff lately, but my self-confidence overall seems to be improving. I don’t get it. Emotions are weird. I’m still trying to get used to the fact that it’s perfectly normal to feel such polarizing feelings simultaneously sometimes. Ugh. Shit’s cray. Anyway, I’m happy for the moment. Wait til the guilt sets in. I haven’t splurged on myself like this in a very long time. This means I should probably skip the pedi for now, hahaha.

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“LOOK AT THE CAT”
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4oq: true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird  This is MEGELA. (via mug-slug)

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

This is MEGELA.

(via mug-slug)

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floweranger: do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown (Source: flewor, via mothbreath)

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via mothbreath)

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mug-slug: Me: It makes me happy it makes you happy!! (What am I, a carebear?) Her …I mean…was there ever any doubt? Hahahahaha. You’re little and cute and cuddly! Her: Ps, I really wanna masturbate but I’m so full from dinner, hahaahahhaah Me: BAHAHAHA Me: Best sequential sentences ever Her: Ahahahahahaha true! Me: You know it’s a good night when carebears and masturbation go hand-in-hand. Yup. This happened.

mug-slug:

Me: It makes me happy it makes you happy!!

(What am I, a carebear?)

Her …I mean…was there ever any doubt? Hahahahaha. You’re little and cute and cuddly!

Her: Ps, I really wanna masturbate but I’m so full from dinner, hahaahahhaah

Me: BAHAHAHA

Me: Best sequential sentences ever
Her: Ahahahahahaha true!

Me: You know it’s a good night when carebears and masturbation go hand-in-hand.

Yup. This happened.

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“Be yourself—not your idea of what you think somebody else’s idea of yourself should be.”
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Me?
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